Gentlemen.

It is widely understood that a Forta enhanced sexual appetite can lead to greater health and general well being. I must stress, however, the increased vitality is a loss if your partners “appetite” is mantisian* in nature.

*mantisian (word invented for blogging purposes)

The mantis position frightens me. Why not re name it for an insect
that does not canabalize the male partner post sex? Honestly, it makes
an apres sex cigarette look like vitamin c, and castration queen Lorena Bobbit
resemble Mary Poppins. That being said, if I’m walking the green mile
forget last meal, let me go out as a mantis. Last conjugal perhaps?