There was a recent article that outlined the top ten surprising benefits of sex.  FORTAguy decided to give us his perceptive:

Top 10 broken down by FORTAguy

1. Sex Relieves Stress

So you really believed the Toronto Maple Leafs were making the playoffs this year, and you also lost your life savings investing in a potential Tickle Me Elmo resurgence this past holiday season, which did not materialize. Sex will tear that red monkey Sesame thing off your back and from your conscience.

2. Sex Boosts Immunity

Forget H1N1 vaccine needle in shoulder. Your man meat in her loins is an exponentially more pleasurable alternative for both of you. (I am not a doctor).

3. Sex Burns Calories

Don’t feel so bad about ass grooving your La-Z-Boy during the John Rambo marathon on Spike. Sure, your view of belt may be blocked by gut, however, the cardio required by the dirty bird will save you from loosening it another groove.

4. Sex Improves Cardio

Same as above swap Rambo for Rocky.

5. Sex Improves Self-Esteem

Cake makes you fat! This one is a no brainer. A romp with your temptress can make an average Joe feel like Joe Namath.

6. Sex Improves Intimacy

Okay so this is a valid point. However, the theory flies out the window the second you suggest trying Drop Zone.

7. Sex Reduces Pain

A great positive, unfortunately, even sex cannot reduce the mind numbing pain endured while viewing any chick flick

8. Sex Reduces Prostate Cancer Risk

No kidding around here men, I’m going to get serious for a second. Any way to reduce the risk of contracting the #1 threat to the health of the Canadian male is okay by me.

9. Sex strengthens pelvic floor muscles

Seems like this is up FORTAgirls avenue. FORTAguy does not talk about kegels.

10. Sex helps you sleep better

Sex is triptafen for days outside of the holiday season, when the turkey roams brash and free. A word of warning, multiple drumsticks combined with a sexual double dip may induce winter long hibernation in the North American great ape. (Referring to man not Sasquatch).