There was a recent article that outlined the top ten surprising
benefits of sex. FORTAguy decided to give us his perceptive:
Top
10 broken down by FORTAguy
1. Sex Relieves
Stress
So you really believed the Toronto Maple Leafs were making the playoffs this
year, and you also lost your life savings investing in a potential Tickle
Me Elmo resurgence this past holiday season, which did not
materialize. Sex will tear that red monkey Sesame thing off your back
and from your conscience.
2. Sex Boosts Immunity
Forget
H1N1 vaccine needle in shoulder. Your man meat in her loins is an
exponentially more pleasurable alternative for both of you. (I am not a
doctor).
3. Sex Burns Calories
Don’t feel
so bad about ass grooving your La-Z-Boy during the John Rambo marathon
on Spike. Sure, your view of belt may be blocked by gut, however, the
cardio required by the dirty bird will save you from loosening it
another groove.
4. Sex Improves Cardio
Same
as above swap Rambo for Rocky.
5. Sex Improves
Self-Esteem
Cake makes you fat! This one is a no
brainer. A romp with your temptress can make an average Joe feel like Joe
Namath.
6. Sex Improves Intimacy
Okay
so this is a valid point. However, the theory flies out the window the
second you suggest trying Drop Zone.
7. Sex Reduces Pain
A
great positive, unfortunately, even sex cannot reduce the mind numbing
pain endured while viewing any chick flick
8. Sex Reduces
Prostate Cancer Risk
No kidding around here men, I’m
going to get serious for a second. Any way to reduce the risk of
contracting the #1 threat to the health of the Canadian male is okay by
me.
9. Sex strengthens pelvic floor muscles
Seems
like this is up FORTAgirls avenue. FORTAguy does not talk about
kegels.
10. Sex helps you sleep better
Sex
is triptafen for days outside of the holiday season, when the turkey
roams brash and free. A word of warning, multiple drumsticks combined
with a sexual double dip may induce winter long hibernation in the North
American great ape. (Referring to man not Sasquatch).
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