When you think of Olympics do you think of sex?  Well why not?  Sex and Olympics go hand in hand

Athletics make us horny, so why not partake in a “Sexual Olympics” with your better half? Mix things up, it’s always exciting to engage in new positions with your partner. Rate each new position Gold, Silver, or Bronze. Create your own positions in the spirit of the Olympic Games.

FORTAguy is particularly fond of his most recent innovation … “the pole vault” unfortunately FORTAguy’s little lady does not share the same level of devotion to the new event. If FORTAguy does not want to be resigned to a lifetime of one man bobsleigh he’d better include a sensual massage in tomorrow nights opening ceremonies.