(In it's entirety):

"OK, here's the real deal..

I'm a 41 year old guy, somewhat keep to myself. shy, and independent. Needless to say, I don't get involved in a lot of relationships. Well, as luck would have it, I met this 28 year old guy thru work (he used to work at my place, we really didn't connect though, until after he left) and we went on a few dates. Well, during the fourth date, things started getting hot and heavy, and when I was called for duty, I found... I couldn't perform. Needless to say, everything went downhill after that :(
Somewhat down, but not out, I decided to investigate what to do about my "little problem", I could have gone the medicinal route, but upon investigation, saw some herbal products, and decided to give them a try first. Upon research, I found that Forta had some pretty great reviews, so I decided to try them. About an hour before my date, and admittedly somewhat skeptical, I took em. We went back to his place, and really wasnt feeling heavily drugged or not feeling anything, But as soon as the Hendrix came on, and started going at it, I felt myself getting incredibly aroused, and went the pants came off... I knew this stuff was WORKING hahaha. And whats more, I was up (excuse the expression) for anything he threw my way. It was nothing but fantastic.

So yeah. you have a new customer, awesome, easy to get (Buy Online) and CANADIAN! What more can you ask for?

Bill"